I HATE HOLLYWOOD SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS...

Sunday, November 18, 2007 by GB

I don't know if this came out in summer but, if I am blogging about it at 4.23AM, instead of sleeping over it, trust me, I REALLY REALLY hate it.

First it was Transformers. No I don't hate the movie. I hate all that silly nonsense and comedy passed off in the name of patriotism, family and what not!! It's a movie about Transformers! Transformers. Period.

 

Not human emotions, or comedy or anything else. Try to make the movie true to its roots. Yes of course, if it was made so, then how would Hollywood survive, right??

 

Next, The Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer. I was literally squirming in my bed (for the wrong reasons) watching the scene between the surfer and Jessica Alba (and YTF did she have to have that weird makeup, eye something and hairdo!!!)

Man!! I tell you, there is a very very bad thing happening to this world. It's called, not Globalization, but I think rather, Bollywoodization!!

 

Think about it!! Sooner or later we will see Spiderman's aunt or Batman's mom (or anyone in that capacity) praying, crying, handbanging in a church in front of Jesus and... you know what to expect!!!!

 

I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Trust me on that.

 

P.S. Suicide was a Bollywoodization. Don't worry, GOD will save me or Oh no! Silver Surfer will revive me!!! How about that!

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