Am having a real tough time understanding them.

Social-Life: I know it’s not second life. That much.

When you type now instead of not and add ‘a a’ instead of ‘a’, you know it’s time to sleep.

Especially when the number of hours you slept through a picturesque trans-NY/scenic Hudson rail route is a fraction of the duration of the travel, and the rest of the time was spent in either writhing in pain and nausea or solving ‘the case of the silver earring’.

By the way, how the bloody hell can one start a conversation and continue it with a random stranger???